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Funny Time: A Fortune Teller
A man visited a fortune teller who claimed to see the future. Skeptical, he asked, "What do you see in my future?"
The fortune teller closed her eyes, went into a trance, and said, "I see you in a big house, surrounded by luxury."
Excited, the man asked, "What else?"
"I see you driving a fancy sports car," she continued.
The man grinned, "Wow! What else do you see?"
The fortune teller paused and said, "I see you reading your bank statement and saying, 'I should have gone to a dentist!"